When you’re at work: “Conceal don't feel. Don't let them know.” When you’re at home: “Let it go. Let it go. Can’t hold it back anymore.”
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I mean, there's more than one way to skin a cat.
The first guy says " I bought my wife a Louis Vuitton handbag and a Prada handbag. If she doesn't like the LV, she can take the Prada one out." The second guy says "i bought my wife a blue Ferrari and a red Ferrari. If she doesn't like the blue one, she can drive the red one." The third guy says "i bought my wife socks and a dildo. If she doesn't like the socks, she can fuck herself."
A wooly jumper
But he wouldn't rollover
You palpate. I'll see myself out
ARRRRgentina.
she went on Jeopardy because she thought the Daily Doubles were cheeseburgers.
Applying yourself
Q: How many Irish Catholic Mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ahhh, don't you worry about that son, you just go out with your fancy women while I sit here home alone in the dark.
He ran out of Greece
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